Justin Bieber “I’m Single Right Now”

Screw Tiger Woods (oh, whoops!)—the biggest news of the week is Justin Bieber’s shocking revelation in the highbrow tween publication Twist magazine.

The Biebs shares some tidbits from his Holidays past, then drops this bombshell about what he really wants for Christmas:

“I had everything I wanted so that was good, but I’ve actually never had a crush during the holidays….I’m single right now, so you can put that out there if you want!”

Single, you say??? But all your songs are about cars and hangin’ with the bros and gangster sh*t like that…..oh wait… no they’re not. They’re about the difficulties of finding love (despite being a millionaire teen hearthrob superstar adored by every girl in the country who hasn’t gotten a learner’s permit yet).

In case you missed his persistent hinting, this kid is all about romancin’ the ladies, y’see. Just look at sweet, cooing examples from his hit album My World. I think he’s trying to tell us something!

“My money is yours, give you a little more because I love ya, love ya
With me girl, is where you belong, Just stay right here
I promise my dear, put nothing above ya. ” - Love Me


While he can’t literally chase after girls these days with that broken foot and all, the Biebs is creative and will figure something out. Just leave it to Bieber…

“And girl, You’re my one love.
My one heart.
My one life for sure, lemme tell you one time

Girl I love, girl I love you” - One Time

“Your who I’m thinking of
Girl, you ain’t my runner up
And no matter what your always number one” - Favorite Girl

“I saw so many pretty faces
Before I saw you, you
Now all I see is you
I’m coming for you”- One Less Lonely Girl

And girls, give the poor kid some attention already.

25 thoughts on “Justin Bieber “I’m Single Right Now””

  1. Justin is a cool guy and all…. I like his music but I ain’t that obsessed wit him….I hang like 1 or 2 posters in my room that’s all….I like him but I do have Bieber fever but it isn’t like I go crazy for him

    1. gurl i feel u cuz i likkee him 2
      justin is sooooo cute & all them people that say he gay gone get killed
      by me soooooo stop it
      i luv u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. over the summer and fall-ish he dated caitlin beadles. the she got in her accident and everything changed. i remember seeing a youtube video of caitlin and justin after her accident and they were saying how she was finr and he kissed her forehaead. but now… does anybody know what happened???

  3. I love you justin!! Will you marry me, cause im some ugly slag bitch who can’t get a guy to love me! But you will IT”LL BE PERFECT!!

    Wake up to yourselves. The only chance you have of him loving you is if you have a large penis and love to deposit semen over men’s faces.

  4. i love justin his cute cool awesome but im not like crazy if i see him i act cool i dont scream or shout or anything i just ,say hi justin whats up im not like the other girl like this:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh JUSTIN I LOVE U AAAAAAAAAAAAAA nope not

  5. i love justin his cute cool awesome but im not like crazy if i see him i act cool i dont scream or shout or anything i just ,say hi justin whats up im not like the other girl like this:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh JUSTIN I LOVE U AAAAAAAAAAAAAA nope not i act cool

  6. justin will y be my bf i love u im not ugly ir anything and plus il live in a very warm place its called tunisia my mom is english and my dad is arabic

    1. What the. Y did you say that you no u are stuped fr saying that now i bet justin will never go out with you and p.s. you wouldnt be able to have a baby with him cuz my friend told me he got surgery on his privet part and who ever marries him wil not be able to have a baby.

      1. gurl u need to stop cuz anit nothin wrng wit justin
        so be gone trick aw & dnt ply him…………………………………………………………………………………….

  7. hey justin i like u and i like ur songs and i have a quetion 4 u! cn u plzz send back an picture of ur slef so i cn show my friends a pic of u and i would telll u 1 thing my friend jessica is in love with u!!!

  8. heyyy justin i LOVE u and cn u plzz send me a pic ahhhhhhhhh i love u justin ahhhhhhhhhhhhh plzz i would do anything 4 u just plzzzzzzzzzzzz

  9. justin you are so hot i would do anything to date you cuz your so hot i go to ur concerts all the time. reply bck plzzzzzzzzz. And if you hve a phon and you want my cell phone number just ask me ill give it to you cuz your so hot.
    I LOV YOU JUSTIN BIEBER YOUR SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. where do you live and can you make a song about me i have hazel eyes dirty blonde hair and white teath and i will not scream like other girls some girls say they wount but really they will but i am not like that i keep my work
    love your biggest fan
    brittanyderr

  11. i want to know if you like this song
    i will always love you no matter what happens in life i will always love you baby i know you do tooooooooooooooo i want you in my arms today and i dont ever whant to leave you again but i would have to when my life ends i will always love yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou i love you justin bieber

  12. you guys hes mine I LOVE HOM MORE THAN YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!! IM HIS NUMBER 1 FAN i ben to all his conserts so ilove him more and got all his autograph when i whent to his conserts

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